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Chris Bosh’s Nike Commercial Script Leaked…

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[Chris Bosh]

What should I do?

Should I admit that I’ve made a mistake?

Should I remind you that I’ve never won anything in my life?

[Chris Bosh]

Should I admit I didn’t know Toronto was in another country?

[Chris Bosh, alone on a teeter-totter]

What should I do?

Should I tell you I’m having a lot of fun?

[Chris Bosh, liking himself on Facebook]

Should I keep trying to convince everyone that I have a legacy?

[Chris Bosh]

What should I do?

What should I do?

What should I do?

Should I buy a new moped?

Should I tell you that I am really a good player, honest I am!

[Chris Bosh]

What should I do?

Should I tell you that I like being a decoy that no one pays attention to?

Should I buy a bigger house than LeBron and Dwayne to show people that I’m rich?

What should I do?

Maybe I should just keep playing poorly. After all, I don’t care; I’m on TV a lot now!

Maybe I should just disappear like I do on the court??

[Chris Bosh, with lip starting to quiver]

Should I try stopping opposing power forwards?

What should I do?

Should I admit that I’m lost on the court again?

That my numbers in Toronto were a sham?

[Chris Bosh, eyes watering over]

What should I do?

Should I blame coach Spoelstra?

Should I finally admit that I’m not big enough to play the 4, and too slow to play the 3?

Maybe I should write you haikus?

Even though I’m soft, I’ll keep acting really tough, sorry I’m a fraud.

[Chris Bosh, openly weeping]

What should I do?

Should I be who you want me to be?

Wait? What? No one even cares that I exist?

[Director]

CUT! CUT! Someone get me Kevin Love on the phone!

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